I’m looking forward to having a few stories of my own!
On Sat, 27 Apr 2013 ~ Sana Moulder in Fayetteville, NCasked Publib:
I’m seeking library patron one-liners for a project. I’d like questions and requests such as:
“I need a photograph of Jesus Christ,” or “I need a DVD of A Christmas Carol, one with Charles Dickens in it,” or (one of my personal favorites), “I need information on how Muslims celebrate Christmas.”
This is for a Staff Development Day program, and should be of a caliber guaranteed to drive a Zombie Librarian into a homicidal rage. TIA
And, the Publib chorus responds:
~ I’m looking for all your true books about time-travel. ~ Can you find instructions for me on how to build a guillotine? (magician).
~ Patron:I need a video of President Lincoln’s assassination. Me:You mean President Kennedy’s assassination? Patron:No. Lincoln. You know, the Civil
War? My teacher told me I could get…
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